Dodgeball
From the Email IN-BOX: Andrew Jennison Alexandria, VA - “No wonder these less than human pieces of shit want to kill us, we are raising a generation of weaklings. My wife is a teacher at a public school in Northern Virginia that wont allow the kids to play dodge-ball! F*&%$ing dodge ball, and guess the reason why! Because it makes kids aggressive! Holy shit! Call social services, we have an a aggressive child who is interested in winning at athletic events and not Play Station! But I digress. About the terrorist having to stand up for 4 hours with underwear on their head! Boo Woo! That was easier than my freaking Hell Week for my fraternity! And I was not trying to kill Americans, just drink beer and trying to get laid. Keep up the good work in your diatribes against the bastards who are destroying the nation from the inside.”

One of my finds while surfin. If it's one thing I can't stand it's all the "Politicaly Correct" bullshit.